Tracklist
- 1The Amazing Bigfoot Diet2:59
- 2Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two‐Headed Love Child2:07
- 3Jesus at McDonalds5:26
- 4Amsterdam Dog Shit Blues2:11
- 5Stuffin’ Martha’s Muffin2:56
- 6Burn Down the Malls4:55
- 7Elvis Is Everywhere4:53
- 8Louisiana Liplock4:20
- 9(619) 239‐KING6:03
- 10Burn Your Money!5:17
- 11Rockin' Religion3:04
- 12I Gotta Connect3:44