Tracklist
- 1Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two‐Headed Love Child2:07
- 2Louisiana Liplock4:20
- 3Don Henley Must Die4:21
- 4Elvis Is Everywhere4:53
- 5I Hate Banks3:38
- 6Stuffin’ Martha’s Muffin2:56
- 7I Ain’t Gonna Piss in No Jar3:57
- 8Are You Drinkin’ With Me Jesus3:10
- 10Destroy All Lawyers3:02
- 11She’s Vibrator Dependent5:04
- 12The Poontango2:36
- 14Tie My Pecker to My Leg3:20
- 15Jesus at McDonalds5:26
- 16(619) 239‐KING6:03
- 17Burn Down the Malls4:55
- 18You Can’t Kill Me6:27
- 19Christmas Christmas3:13
- 20Occupy2:11