Tracklist
- 1The Last Saskatchewan Pirate4:47
- 2Pressure Washer2:23
- 3Uncle Lou2:17
- 4I Am Cow3:23
- 5Jesus' Brother Bob3:48
- 6Rippy the Gator3:01
- 7The Mounted Animal Nature Trail3:27
- 8Rocks and Trees2:00
- 9Celine Dion3:19
- 10Big Box Store2:34
- 11Canada's Really Big2:32
- 12I Ran Away3:11
- 13Mime Abduction Song3:18
- 14The Happy Happy Birthday Song1:59
- 15Carrot Juice Is Murder3:35
- 16Go to Sleep Little Leech4:34
- 17Me Like Hockey3:34
- 18Big Fat Road Manager3:17
- 19Santa's Gonna Kick Your Ass1:27
- 20We Are the Beaver3:52
- 21The Last Saskatchewan Pirate (dance remix)4:20