Tracklist
- 1The Sadness Begins0:50
- 2A Man Shaves His Balls1:17
- 3Facts About Midgets1:07
- 4How We Won the War1:00
- 5When You Buy a Humvee0:39
- 6America, the Retarded Trust Fund Kid0:54
- 7A Blowjob Behind the Tilt-a-Whirl1:01
- 8Come On Apocalypse1:57
- 9Your Moment of Irony1:30
- 10“We’re Here, We're Queer...!”0:52
- 11The Gay Pride Parade1:14
- 12The Winning Team2:08
- 13“Two More Sips”0:55
- 14Liquor Everywhere3:50
- 15The World's Most Amazing Father2:42
- 16I Hate Hippies2:19
- 1780’s Metal3:36
- 18The Poetry of Pornography5:54
- 19Steak3:02
- 20A Brief History of Shitty Comedy2:02
- 21Toronto Open Mic5:15
- 22Tivo!2:19
- 23My Christmas Memory2:01
- 24Stella d’oro2:54
- 25Robert Evans / The Sadness Ends6:13
- 26Piss Drinkers4:21
- 27Tom Carvel!?3:35
- 28The Magic of Oil Painting / Easter Eggs6:17